Good morning you foodie freaks that I love. Rise and shine it’s produce time!
Next week’s order is ready for you to make subs or add extra produce to. Just log in to your account and start making swaps.
Mean ol Mama note!!!
So, I have looked through every picture I have of myself trying to find a mean faced picture. Apparently, I don’t make mean faces because I couldn’t find one. Don’t think I can’t though- I will be standing in front of the mirror practicing today.
Why? Because I am going to make one at you if you get on the slacker list. What is the slacker list? It’s the list of people that don’t return their packaging.
We have been using cooler bags for the past 8 months or so, but we have upgraded now. My goal with Space Girl Organics is to deliver rockstar quality produce and groceries to you and have zero waste. The new packaging is another step towards that goal. (We will be delivering meat, eggs and other more perishable items in the weeks to come).
Please leave THE ENTIRE box out at your next delivery including the space suit looking liner, ice packs, and the box itself. The plastic looking insert bag is actually made of corn and can be composted. You no longer need to leave a cooler out for us as our new packaging is your cooler.
I love you all dearly, truly I do- so please return these. Otherwise, I will have to charge you 10 bucks until you do, make a mean face and put you on the slacker list. You really don’t want to be on that list, do you? Oh, and since I can’t make mean faces, yet, how about I show you my pipes that I will use to lob a mango in your general direction if you don’t return them?
(Why I have kevlar is an entirely different story for an entirely different day).
Ok, that’s all. Back to rainbows and sunshine and making silly faces. Be kind, rewind return your boxes.
The fun stuff!
Did you make it this far in my newsletter? Well, thank you for reading my rants! I will be doing a little contest. On Monday I will put up a note on facebook asking what color the elephant is. This week’s color is purple! If you answer correctly, I will add a bonus item to your next delivery! (My mother teaches school and when she thinks her students aren’t paying attention she starts saying random things like “I own an elephant” until someone goes, what?).
Speaking of purple. We have purple sweet potatoes this week! yay! By popular demand, of course because y’all have been celery stalking me asking for more! If you have not had them before know this: They are deep purple on the inside, and although similiar to a regular sweet potato there is a flower sort of taste to them (hard to describe). Oh, they are delicious.
Item of the Week!
This week’s item of the week is shampoo. If you have any extra to donate please leave it in your cooler box (or outside your door if you have not yet got a cooler box delivery) and we will pick them up when we drop off your produce. We will then get it to the Daily Bread to be distributed to those in need.
If you have everything except bananas on your do not like list, please do not be suprised and freak out when the only thing in your box is a whole bunch (pun intended) of bananas. Seriously, if you do this…I will make fun of you. (Then help you find things that you do like that we can send, of course) 😉
If all of this confuses you, you need additional help, or there is a specific swap you would like done for you- just shoot us an email and we will do what we can to make you happy in your heart. We’re cool like that.
Cheers and Happy Eats!
Lucinda and The Space Girl Organics Family.